Welcome to my very first post on my
very first blog! I'm brand-spanking new to this blogging business so please
bear with me as I find my groove. To start, a little about me: I’m a 27 trophy
wife (AKA hobo) with a makeup obsession enthusiasm and a serious passion
for food. I love laughing to the point of incontinence and own stock in
Depends. Additionally, I’m a damn fine human being with the strength of a small
pony.
I’ve started this blog as a way to
blow off some steam. It’s not that I have a stressful life or anything like
that (no pity parties for me!) but rather, my usual forum now has an iron-clad
grip on what can be posted and where. It is for that reason I feel less inclined to
share on that particular website and am attempting to move on to greener
pastures. *Sniffles*
You can expect to see an array of
topics discussed here. My attention span shifts with the wind, so even I can’t
anticipate what will come out of my brain and fly from my fingers. If you hate
mustaches, memes, makeup, and mean girl references, then this blog may not be
for you. But if you’re interested in a mix of satire and seriousness, then wipe
your feet and come on in! *Throws confetti wildly into the air*
