Mustaches, Memes, Makeup, and Mean Girls (A Preamble)

Welcome to my very first post on my very first blog! I'm brand-spanking new to this blogging business so please bear with me as I find my groove. To start, a little about me: I’m a 27 trophy wife (AKA hobo) with a makeup obsession enthusiasm and a serious passion for food. I love laughing to the point of incontinence and own stock in Depends. Additionally, I’m a damn fine human being with the strength of a small pony.

I’ve started this blog as a way to blow off some steam. It’s not that I have a stressful life or anything like that (no pity parties for me!) but rather, my usual forum now has an iron-clad grip on what can be posted and where. It is for that reason I feel less inclined to share on that particular website and am attempting to move on to greener pastures. *Sniffles*

You can expect to see an array of topics discussed here. My attention span shifts with the wind, so even I can’t anticipate what will come out of my brain and fly from my fingers. If you hate mustaches, memes, makeup, and mean girl references, then this blog may not be for you. But if you’re interested in a mix of satire and seriousness, then wipe your feet and come on in! *Throws confetti wildly into the air*